Hello all -
Contrary to an rumo(u)rs you may have heard, Canada is NOT canceling the holiday season in the US! Whether it be Christmas, Chanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanzaa (or even Fesitivus for those Seinfeldians) we're happy to report that our benevolent leaders fron the Great White are actually encouraging us to go forth and be merry.
Of course, you might want to take it easy on the credit cards this year, as 2009 is shaping up to be a "character-building" year. Hey, they want us to be happy, but with great credit comes great responsibility.
Happy Holidays and our best to you all!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Obama!
On behalf of your benevolent leaders up north, we'd like to say both 'Congratulations' on the historic victory and 'Your Welcome.'
We'd also like to apologize for leaving GWB in for both terms... We thought we took care of things in Florida, but it appears that our operatives were preparing for Spring Break instead of working on that whole 'hanging chad' thing. And in all fairness, we were on vacation in '04 and, seriously, we didn't think you would actually vote for him again.
Our bad.
Anyhow, Canada has big plans for the US; Prez-elect Obama is just the beginning...
We'd also like to apologize for leaving GWB in for both terms... We thought we took care of things in Florida, but it appears that our operatives were preparing for Spring Break instead of working on that whole 'hanging chad' thing. And in all fairness, we were on vacation in '04 and, seriously, we didn't think you would actually vote for him again.
Our bad.
Anyhow, Canada has big plans for the US; Prez-elect Obama is just the beginning...
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Why Shatner should be president...
...if he isn't already. How can you be sure? Bush certainly isn't running the thing... and the Canucks are still deliberating as to who should hold the title come Nov. 5th.
Anyway, you gotta love a guy that commanded the USS Enterprise, wasn't afraid to kick some ass and take some names, and still ended up getting the girl - not even caring if she was green. And if that's not enough for you, he also had the balls to play a cop named Hooker. Let's see "the maverick" do that!
Of course, like all great future politicians, his success in the movies and on TV has had some criticism... not everyone was enamored with his foray into music, although 'The Transformed Man' was ahead of it's time. And true, his writing and acting prowess have taken some knocks over time as well. But really, the man is musician, bestselling author, producer, director, emmy-golden globe-saturn award winner, AND celebrity pitchman. What more could you want in a president?
If Ahnold ever does get the rules changed, he better watch his back for the Canadian... Shat has laid waste to bigger foreigners than he.
Anyway, you gotta love a guy that commanded the USS Enterprise, wasn't afraid to kick some ass and take some names, and still ended up getting the girl - not even caring if she was green. And if that's not enough for you, he also had the balls to play a cop named Hooker. Let's see "the maverick" do that!
Of course, like all great future politicians, his success in the movies and on TV has had some criticism... not everyone was enamored with his foray into music, although 'The Transformed Man' was ahead of it's time. And true, his writing and acting prowess have taken some knocks over time as well. But really, the man is musician, bestselling author, producer, director, emmy-golden globe-saturn award winner, AND celebrity pitchman. What more could you want in a president?
If Ahnold ever does get the rules changed, he better watch his back for the Canadian... Shat has laid waste to bigger foreigners than he.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
The Conspiracy Revealed!
It should have been so easy to see. But maybe, like so many other things in life, the obvious is often the last to come into focus.
Canada is in control of America, and always has been.
Sure, there will be some talk from the "Americans," most likely complemented by a form of nervous laughter. There may even be the Kubler-Ross denials, the anger, the bargaining, the depression... Our book, The US of EH?, however, hopes to help those in despair to that final stage, acceptance, with good humor, some surprising facts, and some outright bold accusations. We welcome any and all of you to enter our world, share your stories of Canadian imperialism and commiserate with your fellow Canadians, both north and south of the border.
Canada just got a lot bigger.
Shatner, you've been warned - we're watching.
Canada is in control of America, and always has been.
Sure, there will be some talk from the "Americans," most likely complemented by a form of nervous laughter. There may even be the Kubler-Ross denials, the anger, the bargaining, the depression... Our book, The US of EH?, however, hopes to help those in despair to that final stage, acceptance, with good humor, some surprising facts, and some outright bold accusations. We welcome any and all of you to enter our world, share your stories of Canadian imperialism and commiserate with your fellow Canadians, both north and south of the border.
Canada just got a lot bigger.
Shatner, you've been warned - we're watching.
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